I’m just gonna take a little cat nap…*wakes up 15 hours later with dry mouth, severe bed head, and can’t remember what day it is*
It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce